Calvin = Ahh.. What a boring day. I have been watching this phone from morning it is showing nothing but the same old stuff. Do you think I need to buy a new phone ?
Hobbes = Can the new phone show all the stuff that your current phone does ?
Calvin = yes of course.
Hobbes = Then you will be bored with the new phone just the same way you are bored with the current phone, probably in much less time than before. You are boring not the phone.
Calvin = You Dumb tiger.
Calvin Hits Hobbes. Plop. Plop. Plop.